national fuck day

october 14th

we can have a national fuck day

December Fuck Day

If you and your partner haven’t fucked, you fuck on December 18. December 18 is a day for enjoying some nice hot sex. A week early christmas present.

Person 1: Yo, we haven’t fucked
Person 2: December Fuck Day is coming up. Come over on December 18!

Toss fuck

A fuckwit who can’t drive

Oh look at this toss fuck pulling out and then hitting his breaks

Oven fucking

When you fuck a girl when shes pregnant in the kitchen

I just got out of the best oven fucking

Frosty Fuck

You put 3 ice cubes in your woman's vagina and proceed to aggressively fuck her vagina

"Yo Last night I frosty fucked my girl"

frosty fuck

Chucking a condom in the freezer before sex

I'm gonna surprise the girlfriend with a frosty fuck later

fucking tomato

What you look like when you see your salt

Stop looking at crush, you look like a fucking tomato