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When something is so fuckign funny you die inside a little afterwards.
Bro, (insert the funny here)
Holy shit. That was so funny my Intestinal tract fucking exploded.
An asshole that cheats on his girlfriend and has hair that makes him look like a poodle
He is such a fucked poodle it makes me sick
A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.
This dumb handless fuck-muppet broke the internet.
Dressing as Santa and having sexual intercourse on December 25th.
Hey man, I think my girlfriend wants to try Santa Fucking this year.
you've heard of dick down December, and no nut November, but now introducing fuck a lot February where for the whole month.. (with consent) its a full month to use as an excuse to get the d*ck or p*ssy!
Hey babe, I know we had s*x yesterday but you know it is fuck a lot February so its okay if we do it again, if you want!
Hey cutie, have you heard its fuck a lot February? wanna go round 2?
You've heard of no nut November and dick down December.. its basically the same thing for the month of February! please use with consent though :)
Hey babe, I know we already did it today but its fuck a lot February … wanna do it again today?
Hey cutie, I know you finished but its fuck a lot February.. round 3?