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When you're planning to commit a crime, and are openly talking about your plan in public, an innocent bystander decides to give you a nudge towards actually committing the crime. After the crime is committed, that same innocent bystander turns you into the police and you spend the foreseeable future in prison. You've been D-Rock'd.
Devin told some peeps on the court he was gonna rob the 7-11. Marcus came forward and told him, "if you're really gonna do this, you need to plan this right and leave your fingerprints all over the place". Marcus calls the police the next morning and rats on this shithead. You've been D-Rock'd.
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The most insane physical specimen to walk the earth, the hardest partier in all of the land, and the dirtiest dog you have ever seen
Holy shit!! Is that Dirty fucking D? I heard he wore a penis costume, spun a beer bong on his head, and drinks fireball like water. Dirty D is the coolest guy ever
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There is Nothing that can't be Denied.
Me and my Baboons? Broad Daylight? 100 Witnesses,Video? It Wasn't Me,Yo.Rule-D.
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A spaceship or a famous equation
Did you know the meaning of life is 3=D and not 42
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Lizzy Krzeminski. A delusional loser who thinks she's friends with celebrity Tina Fey.
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