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Something of which you really need a few good ones.
Potatoes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
A vital form of sustenance for the Irish, without it, they perish.
The potato blight nearly eradicated the Irish but luckily they had enough whiskey to last them a few millennia
When you shoot somebody 10 times in call of duty but for some reason none of them hit.
Bro that was some fucking potato!
a word in which dumb idiot girls call themselves, and then self diagnose themselves with depression and anxiety. I really want to hurt them
Idiot girl: omg I am a potato!
Any normal human being: oh my god will you shut your idiot mouth up before I carve your face off.
Leilani Houle is a lonely potato who just wants somebody to cuddle with.