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Carpet Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching BodyShaping on ESPN or some soft core porn on Cinemax at 3 am. Right when reaching the point of climax he realizes he has no towels or kleenexes so he drops his load on the floor.
Hey you dumbass I just stepped on your carpet babies. Don't sweat it I'll make more.
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Offspring of a bi-racial (specifically Caucasian and African-American) couple.
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Holding an extraordinary amount off pee inside ones bladder to the point when it's released it feels like you just delivered a pee baby.
After a long night of drinking Jennifer delivered a 7 pound 11 ounce pee baby into the toilet, then proceeded to flush it.
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a stool of such girth that it feels like giving birth
i thought that ass-baby was gonna rip my ring!
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A baby that wears a hat sideways, has baggy poopy pants, and is sitting next to a bike all decked out in bling. A popular phrase among these ghetto babies is, "That's for babbbbbbbiiiiiesssssss."
"Who is that ghetto baby?"
-"That's Joe."
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Your first,second, or third cousin's child, or, as a literal description of a person's much younger cousin.
How'm I gonna hang out with my baby cousin? We're from completely different generations.
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The person who gave birth to your child. Who you are typically no longer dating / banging.
This one goes out to all of my baby's moma's
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