Beating Spoon

The spoon used by an African mother to beat children who misbehave.

Mother: Come to the kitchen boy
Child: OH SHIT NOT THE BEATING SPOON AGAIN!

Beat saber

Dick in my balls

Hey did you know “beat saber” is my favorite song?

beat behind tesco

Having sex behind Tesco

Gonna go beat behind Tesco with this girl

beat your pea

a girl masturbating

when your alone I bet you beat your pea.

Beat A Human Day

Beat A Human Day is a day on the 28th November in which you can Beat any human and they CAN NOT fight back.

A: Hey it's 28th of November! You know what that means?
B: Grab me a bat, it's beat a human day.

beat the street

Going from door to door, walking around to meet people and network rather than using social media.

Fine, don’t Facebook…Beat the street!

Panel beating

Vigorous and rhythmic pounding, either into vehicle panels... but preferably into vaginas

Before I get started Panel beating, I'm gonna turn her inside out and lick her like a crisp packet