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Charlie is the sweetest, most caring and joyful person I have ever met. He is the spotlight of everyone's day. He could turn the biggest frown into a bright, beautiful smile. He would never, ever betray somebody dear to him. If you have Charlie in your life, keep him close to you and never let him go. Charlie is the reason life is worth living. If Charlie was gone, life would no longer have meaning. Flowers would stop blooming and the sun would stop shining. Love Charlie and care for him every chance you get. He's special.
Person 1: "Your best friend is Charlie? You're so lucky."
Person 2: "I know."
Maneuver- When a dude named charlie (or not) has not had sex, showered or taken a dump in a year and unloads everything that can possibly come out of his body onto a suspecting (or unsuspecting female (or male).
Typically occurring in the shower or on a bed with plastic sheets for easy clean up. Otherwise the cleaning crew will be pissed of and charge an additional fee.
History - This maneuver started in war torn Eastern Europe in 1936 however its popularity has recently resurfaced in the Barbary Coast of San Francisco.
Man, what happened to this room? Somebody must have busted out the Charlie Sucio on some chick. Call hazmat!
A poggy woggy champ.
"Oh have you seen that Daddy Charlie guy? He's a poggy woggy champ."
HTML Charlie is when a woman put Saran Wrap over your face squats over your face and s*** so hard that the plastic blows off your face
This chick gave me a steamroll Charlie
A person who lacks any awareness of germs whatsoever. They go to work sick, wipe their nose on the back of their hand, blow their nose on their clothing, just run there hands under cool water (instead of using soap) after using the toilet, and have never washed their Covid mask.
Look at that Covid Charlie grabs his face mask, from under his pile of McDonald’s bags on the floor of his car, to go into the grocery store.
Covid Charlie showed up to work today sick. Says it’s just allergies.