A fun and sexy code name for period poops
Seb: “Hey babe, what’s taking you so long in the bathroom?”
Dani: “Aw man I’m brewin’ a mad batch of hot chocolate wine in here, best keep your distance boys.”
Seb: “Yikes”
John Belushi attributes all of his Olympic gold medals to little Chocolate Donuts - the breakfast of champions.
When you take the shit on your toilet paper and rub it on your balls until they are brown.
Person 1 “Why were you in the bathroom so long?”
Person 2 “Sorry I was just making Caramel Chocolates”
A term for a man that likes that chocolate hole ;)
He’s a chocolate starfish invader, and he’s good at it, trust me, I’d know
The concoction that is shat out after a man cums in your ass.
He always wants to do it in the butt and then I have to go to the bathroom to dump my CSM. (chocolate starfish milkshake)
A person who hates Chocolate Chips.
Hey Kaeden, are you an Anti-Chocolate Chipist?
Today let’s eat a lot of chocolate 😋
“Hey it’s May 14”
“OK, so?”
“It’s national Eat chocolate day”