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Some dude who will randomly put his leg on the chair you're sitting on by accident, steal your seat, punch you (in a friendly manner) as a form of brotherhood, listens to church music because he wants to be a priest but also bodyrolls occasionally to assert dominance. He will also armwrestle... Everybody. But inside, hes a shy timid boy. Emotional, and wholesome. As well as shy when it comes to compliments.
"David is so annoying, but he's funny haha."
can be very sweet and charming should date a girl called alisha
david; i love you
Little middle child with neglect issues. No matter what a David will make sure he’s the center of the Cheesecake Factory making fun of his sister and her eating habits.
“David, stop being a shit head”
David a kiddo who is dumb ass fuck and never can fuck with anybody because his dick is to small
Oh it's david let's get the fuck out of here
The kindest hearted person on earth, no matter how sad you are he will always be able to make you happy. He may mess up sometimes, and make you sad, but in reality he doesn't mean to. He is the cutest boy you will ever meet. He has the deepest voice that will catch you off guard, but it really hot 🤭. He is literally the best person in the universe, and nothing could ever change that.
Random- "wow, that dudes voice is deep and he's really sweet, he must be named David!"
To the girl he's with he's known as Daddy but to his friends the old davester Dave guy Dave brougham Dave bud in all the Davidlicious things you can think of he is a friend who is always there and an OCD cleaner you may get pulled over with cops asking where the catalytic converters but don't be afraid the cops will let you go and you can live on with your life anyways all in all David mazar's is thw shiz it
Big dick daddy from Cincinnati that's super David of you to even try to be as David as he is