A douche-y asshole
Guy 1: Man, that Steve guy is an asshole
Guy 2: Call him that and he'll run away crying
Guy 1: Classic Vaginal Douche move
A common way to get the attention of a friend from afar...particularly if their name happens to be Bill, Billy, Swilly or any other William derivative.
Aye look, isn't that Sweet-Willy Shane ovah der???....."HEY!!....Douuuuuuuuche Baaaaaaag!! Whhhhhhatcha doin over there? Lookin fer a little mooose caaaaack, eh??"
a person that makes them look stupid for others to laugh.
a mixture of water and vinegar put in a plastic contraption, used to cleanse a woman's vagina after her menstral cycle.
You are a really stupid douche bag.
I can't find my douche bag!!!
When you use a public restroom and the blue water from the toilet splashes up on you.
Andrea got a blue douche when she went to the bathroom
A statement used all the time that implies a person who talks excessively using their hands in obsessive or obscene way.
There Shannon goes again... tearin the paper. What a douche bag!
the space between your ballsack and butt hole. If you wipe back to front, it pushes the poop onto your douche and leaves an itchy shit smear.
I flipped off my bike the other day, and seat hit me right in the douche!!
Any member of the human species that says something completely asinine.
That bitch is such a douche nugget.