lick my duck’s asshole!

One of innumerable ways of telling someone to fuck off.

Why don’t you lick my duck’s asshole!

Duck Shaped Hand Challenge

The person taking the picture uses his/her hand and shaping it to look like a DUCK with the 4 fingers and thumb in a point, then placing the Duck Shape Hand in front of a Object and/or random location and taking a picture of it, then uploading to the internet Social Media sites and then adding friends names (or Tagging) and challenging them to getting a better or more extravagant picture.

Steven places a Duck Shaped Hand in front of the maccas sign takes a picture and then posted on social media sites and tagged John, Now John has been Duck Shaped Hand Challenged to take a more funnier picture to beat him.

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sick my duck

drunk way of saying my sick duck (which is a mallard)

Drunk guy: im saad
me: why
Drunk guy: sick my duck soo...
me: WHAAAA????????????????????

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wing wanger for a duck's tail

Any item or tool whose name doesn't immediately come to you.

"Would you hand me that....that...wing wanger for a duck's tail, so I can finish the oil change."

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sack o duck vaginas

to collapse or be forcefully taken to the ground

he dropped that dude like a sack o duck vaginas!

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Speckled duck mega fuck

A word asocited with a great big Suprise

John: SUPRISE!!!
Billy: GAH!!! SPECKLED DUCK MEGA FUCK!!!

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duck hunting permit

A duck hunting permit is a sex filled situation.

"Let's go have some fun,
I hope we all have our duck hunting permits!"

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