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In the eighteenth century people talked of "taking a voyage to the Spice Islands," in the nineteenth century gentlemen would "ease themselves." but back in Medieval times a knight would tell people that he was "Going to siege."
"Where did Angus run off too?"
"He ran to the water closet, he said he was going to siege."
A phrase that describes how some people who don’t know much just go around guessing the answers to everything in order to appear as if they know something.
Yeah, at one time I thought he was a master of trivia but then I realized he had only mastered the art of appearing confidently knowledgeable while he was actually going on guesses.
This is what you do when you don't have any form of underwear you can put on. So you just put on some jeans.
"aw man, I don't have any underwear. Guess I'm Going Hulk again"
"to go aristotle" (v.): Feeling compelled to obsessively categorize everything & everyone a person encounters to make sense of the world.
"Not that I'm going aristotle, but I'm more into ambient post-shoegaze benzo metal, not hardcore proto-country hip-hop so much."
When you become a slow miserable drain on someone's life for so long that they grow to accept it as this is life now.
"My bf cheated on me so imma go 2020 on his ass"
It's slang for a vehicle, (car or truck) that runs very poorly. It's functionality is extremely questionable. It's likely to be an older dilapidated car that requires a ton of maintenance, due to age or lack of care. Performing maintenance has been procrastinated on - big time. It could be a gift horse given to you second hand. It was free or handed over as charity. The owner refuses to properly take care of it except for Fuel and topping off the oil. It's secretly adored for all it's glory. The downside: One never knows when the vehicle may break down. Basically when the Hope and Go must be driven, the owner stresses out while attempting to start the heap. Praying that the vehicle makes it to their destination. Therefore, the Driver describes their heap of a vehicle as a "Hope and Go" because they just hope it goes... originally, it's slang from New Jersey.
Vehicle owner: "Sorry I'm late ... please tell me there's some food left. My Hope and Go was bein' a Biach."
Friend #1: (Joking tone of voice) "Grab a plate - you'd be late, even if you had a race car."
Vehicle owner: (Sarcastic tone) "That hurts . At least I don't look like I was ran over and left for dead."
Friend #1: "Hey - F*#^ off. You should put that thing cout of its misery - its obviously suffering 'cuz it has to deal with you."
When a tissue or a set of tissues are so filled with semen that when you crumple the tissues, the semen shoots out of an opening similar to when you pressure the bottom of a tube of go-gurt.
"Oh man, I went to go throw out my tissues after a great wank and I accidentally go-gurted onto the floor!"