mud-cross

the act of deceiving or give one the "run around" implying malicious intent during a time of collaboration.

"Bro, you mud-cross me again, I'm gonna kill yo ass."

"Girl, quit mud-crossing me. We was supposed to be married."

"Steven, after much deliberation and careful counsel, it has been unanimously decided that you have indeed be found mud-crossing on your best friend. Fuck you"

Mexican mud slide

Shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head causing your entire body to enter a woman’s vagina at the bottom

Me and your mum did a “Mexican mud slide”last night

Mud Paw

Licking poop off of someone's foot. After they have stepped in their and/or your poop.

Hey baby, you Wanna Mud Paw after dinner for some seconds.

Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.

This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?

Held your mud

A term used in prison that means you were not raped or coerced into anal sex while doing time.

You did hard time and still held your mud.

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Mud people

The descendants of Ham who are inferior to other race groups including Hebrew, South Korean, and all Asian ethnicities.

Usually imitating what they see/hear in rap music/videos and end up going to prison to have sex with other grown men.

Acts all cocky, but really is a homosexual on the inside. Is obsessed with slow people and those with "big, fat, head", since their heads are too small to fit both brain hemispheres.

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.

-David Eden Lane(man who hates mud people)

Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.

Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.