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A young boy in a purple jack, spikey hair and an eyepach for his broken and explosive eye this kid DOES NOT take jokes or those fucking rule 34 art and no its not that dog
"man max sucks"
max: go fuck yourself
Max’s have giant shlong and will attract any hot woman within a 10 mile radius
Sharron: wow did you hear about that max guy, he has a rather large dong
Or
Shakespeare: Thou brilliant max hast a large penis
Max is a name of the most gorgeous person. He is up for anything but can be kinda serious and can be quite silly. He is very clever, and many girls have a secret crush for them. If you like him ladies go for it.
Girl 1:”That boy over there he is cute!”
Girl 2:”He is Max and is mine!”
Max is the most extraordinary person in the world. His smile can make you forget all the dirt in the universe in a single second. He has a thousand different laughs, all for a specific moment and when you meet him and hear one, you're immediately addicted. He's the smartest guy and helps others daily, often forgetting his own health. He tends to think he's cocky and egoistical, yet it's just his mind playing tricks on him. His brushy eyebrows are adorable and he gives the best hugs in a single-person bed. He deserves love and attention, care and support and most importantly, lots of kisses.
'Hey, do you know Max?'
'Heck yes, he's my forever treasure, wanna meet him?'
Max
Max is a truly amazing guy witha great sense of humour, he has amazing blond hair and is usually super tall, he is caring and so hot he makes you want to just stare at him all day. He knows how to make a girl feel great but somtimes his personality gets the best of him and he can hurt the girl he loves most. Max will most likely try to keep it hidden that he likes you but when you find out he will do everything to make sure you are happy, if you ever met a max keep him cause they are definitely keepers.
Max
Hey, why don't you ask him out?
Cause How could a girl like me ever have a chance with an amazing guy like him?