"man, did you see billy at the muffin shop last night? dude walked out with four guys on each arm!"
The definition of someone who is a "Fucking Muffin" refers to someone so intolerably stupid that their brain resembles that of a muffin.
You Fucking Muffin
Adjective that refers to the overflowing of fat when a girl wears jeans and/or pants that are too tight for her. Similar to the term muffin top
"You have muffin top in those pants"
"Look at that chick's muffin spill"
A type of food growing in small ponds to feed small fish
The small catfish couldn't eat the wieners, so they had to survive on banana nut muffins.
The act of removing a penis from a girls vagina prior to ejaculation.
John: Did you banana nut muffin Laura last night.
Jim: Hell yea.
The female equivalent of teabagging, the Muffin Dunk is th act of placing the "muffin" on the bridge of someone's nose.
Dude, I saw this chick muffin dunk her drunk friend at a party.
The act of eat a girl out as if its a drug you're addicted to.
"I was muffin snuffin my girlfriend last night, and she squirted in my mouth."