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mousie friend

a mouse or rodent hiding in your apartment or house. very friendly and cute. you cant kill it because you have made friends with the mouse.

last night i heard mousie friend!

by icebergler April 23, 2009


friend lock

n. The situation in which a man waits too long to ask a girl out and she moves on to another guy, putting him in an immoveable friendship. This situation is almost always permanent.

J- "Hey man you've been looking upset lately. Did something happen with Katie?'

T- "No man, and that's the problem. I'm on friend lock!"

by Rock-ME-Hardplace March 07, 2010


Little friend

A way to refer to someone's penis without using the word itself.

Your little friend was great in bed last night.

by Know-it-all2005 April 14, 2016


friend test

when you call your entire friendship into question and force them into doing something.

dude, friend test!

by milleant January 27, 2011


Spam friend

Noun - Excessive friends on Facebook that you really wish you did not have:

1. Friends that you accidentally accepted but do not unfriend because you do not want to hurt their feelings.

2. Friends who feed an excessive number of posts to your home page.

3. The hundreds of excess friends that you never talk to or otherwise hear from.

I put all of my spam friends into a single group on Facebook. Now I can be offline to them all the time!

by MargeX July 05, 2009


internet friend

internet friends are pure crackheads with no future, but me, i'm a crackhead myself. internet friends are also not fake, thots, or snakes. they are funny and would just be there for you in some problems. it's also a song from Katy Perry herself, released out on 2011, and it was old. Besides, having internet friends is actually a blessing! they are real friends as well, so if they care, they will care. having fake friends isn't fun OR having lunchbox friends.

man i love having internet friends! they function just like real friends! this is the besttime of my whole life!

by rosefreckles August 10, 2020


online friends

polu+jas
even doe we are continents apart
and time zones apart
but we still make the time
and hopefully one day we will meet

omg look its the online friends polu and jas

by fuckvalorant March 14, 2022