hair of the dog that bit me

Any alcoholic beverage, the consumption of which is supposed to clear up one's hangover from previous drinking (but will tend to have the opposite effect in reality). Origins of the phrase date back to medieval times, when hairs from a biting dog were put in the bite wound in the belief that this promoted healing.

Lloyd: What will you be drinking, sir?

Jack: Hair of the dog that bit me, Lloyd.

Lloyd: Bourbon on the rocks?

Jack: That'll do it.

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finer than frog hair

Generally, used to describe several different things as follows:

1. A person's own excellent physical/mental state.

2. The outstanding physical appearance of another person.

3. A state of being extremely thin

(Since frogs do not have hair, something that is "finer than frog hair" means something that is as thin/fine/excellent as possible).

1. Bill: "How are you doing today?"

Joe: "Man, I'm finer than frog hair!!"

2. Bill: "Wow, have you seen that new girl in accounting?"

Joe: "Yes...what a hottie, she is finer than frog hair!!"

3. Bill: "This new fishing line is the thinnest I've ever seen"

Joe: "I agree, it is finer than frog hair"

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Hair Across Your Ass

This expression is akin to "Woke up on the wrong side of the bed" or "Who pissed in your Cheerios?" To have a "hair" across ones ass means to be overly sensitive to irritation. Usually one who over-reacts to a situtation because there is already an issue afflicting them.

What do you have a hair across your ass about?" "Bob is usually an easy going fella but today it would seem he has a hair across his ass

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to let one's hair down

In general: to leave behind one's inhibitions or to behave in a way that is free from social limitations or any code of conduct.

(to let one's hair down)
Corrine Bailey Rae, Song:
Put your records on
Girl, put your records on, tell me your favourite song
You go ahead, let your hair down
Sapphire and faded jeans, I hope you get your dreams,
Just go ahead, let your hair down.

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Old lady goat hair

A single coarse hair that grows on an older woman's face or neck. Usually grows in a day or 2 and sticks up straight

I have an old lady goat hair that needs to be pulled.
Dang my old lady goat hair sprouted overnight.

Split Face Hair Shark

Vagina, pussy, twat, Etc...

Close relative of the Split Face Bald Shark!

I was walking drunk on the beach and almost stepped on a Split Face Hair Shark!

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Burning some wolf hair

the stench resulting from a particularly funky bowel movement; also used as a warning to friends to not approach the scene of a turd.

a descriptive phrase used to describe an extremely offensive odor.

whoa whoa! don't go in that bathroom i'm burning some wolf hair in there.

friend 1: do you smell that?
friend 2: yea..someone just burnt some wolf hair

i can't wait to go to work and burn some wolf hair.

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