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She took a break from porn, then came back 10 years later with a harder body and a pair of bolt-ons.
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A girl or two to help you get past your prior relationship....
Now I'm up in the club with a couple of move ons...
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A deuce that is so long it either can't fit on the screen all at once or clears the water in the toilet bowl.
Whoa! That's a Spaceball One of a turd.
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three people are needed for this to happen. In a threesome when two men and a woman are having sex, one man gives the woman anal while, at the same time, the other gives her vaginal.
John and I got a two for one last night.
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An Australian political party who believe that aboriginal Australians do not have a right to live in australia.
how can any one vote for one nation
I dont know its so racist
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(v) To dip smokeless tobacco. The term is frequently used while on the golf course, playing video games, watching sporting events, fishing, driving, or any time one enjoys a dip.
The term emphasizes the fact that the dip is "hanging" in one's mouth.
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When someone takes a shit, and the log disappears down the hole, that's what they call a hole in one.
"Is it possible for a chick to get a hole in one?"
"Dude, I took like a three foot shit, and got a hole in one...I didnt even think that was possible!"
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