couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo

Phrase usually used to describe a sub-standard football player whose shooting ability leaves a lot to be desired.A variation on the classic phrase:"Couldn't hit a barn door from 10 paces".

"That Morientes fellow appears to be a waste of money.He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo."

94👍 30👎

hit me back with the dilly yo

Get back to me and let me know the status on that my good friend

38👍 10👎

i'd hit it like a mcdonald's cheeseburger

To have sex with (see "I'd hit it.")

Essentially making fun of the McDonald's commercial that uses "I'd hit it" with reference to a cheeseburger, which everyone knows is utterly misguided.

Wow look at that ass!
I'd hit it like a McDonald's cheeseburger.

116👍 39👎

one-hit wonder

that aggravating bastard with the amazing ability to hoark out your pipe, bowl, or joint with a single greedy hit.

don't invite Joe no more, man, he's a one -hit wonder.
yeah, a cheap-ass lighter thief too.

1👍 10👎

lemme hit your juul bro

that one mooch that wont get their own juul and just use up everyones pods like just get your own jesus fuck.

dude 1 "lemme hit your juul bro"
dude 2 "fine but dont use up too much"
dude 1 *takes a fat rip*
dude 2 "fuck you man thats my last one"
dude 1 "lighten up bro

show me where the axe hit

The entrance to the human vagina. In reference to the similarity of the shape of an axe wound and the appearance of the opening of a woman's cunt.

Amanda was the first girl to show me where the axe hit her.

48👍 18👎

HIT HA WIT DA JIMMY

A rap song by "Young T".

The term refers to "hitting", or inserting, his "Jimmy", or man meat, into "Her", probably your mom's, vagina.

I HIT HA WIT DA JIMMY, I told her I got plenty!...... I lied...

10👍 2👎