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When someone is ugly as fuck but when u start to drink alcohol, they become beautiful and sexy etc..
Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder
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To pull out right before you are about to cum as you are fucking someone's ass, then sticking your dick in their mouth and cumming. the person gets a root beer float if they had a dirty asshole.
This guy I picked up last night had a dirty asshole, so I gave him a rootbeer float.
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Done by underage males, a guilt free beer run is an average beer run except that the person committing said beer run slams down exact change or more than the cost of the beer on his way out. This means he will not have to show his ID yet doesn't feel guilty to the clerk for "stealing." This is a prime example of a situation in which everyone wins as the underage male gets his beer and the store clerk is paid the money owed but cannot be reasonably held responsible for allowing a minor to purchase said alcoholic commodity.
18 year old Doug: Here have a beer, we did a beer run earlier.
18 year old James: You're a dick! The poor attendant is going to have to pay for the missing merchandise!
18 year old Doug: Nah don't worry bro, it was a guilt-free beer run; I slammed down correct change on the counter as I ran out!
18 year old James: Oh ok, pass me a cold one then!
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Person- I was listening to Free Beer and Hot Wings today and they were fucking amazing!
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in Russian tradition drinking beer without the Vodka (to drink Vodkaless Beer) have no sence, better not to drink than to drink just beer, because beer is light alcohol drink, but russian men's tradition is to drink hard, to show the friends the power of the body possibilities
- What will we drink on your party? what have u bought ?
- Many many beers!
- Have u bought Vodka?
-No, i have responsible next day after party! i dont wanna be dead on next day morn!
- You wanna say that the party will have only beers,. without vodka?
- Yeap...
- I say u, how taught me the GrandDad: Vodkaless Beer is waste of money!
-Okay...Sure...lets go buy some Vodkas...
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3 teams, one winner.
3 six cup or preferred amount of cups facing a central point at the table forming a triangle between each team.
RULES:
any team can shoot at any other team regardless of where team member shoots.
for a bring back{rebound} to occur both shots must be sunk on the same opposing team
one re-rack per team, per game{each team gets one re-rack, use it wisely}
There are no redemption shots, your team is out when the last cup is sunk
if ball is bounced off target cup and bounces to another team or your own cup is sunk, then it counts as 1 cup(may be swatted as if a bounce, regular bounce rules apply)
3-way beer pong, its a triple threat beer pong game...what more do you need??
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Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.
That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.
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