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Tyrome: Yo bitch, dat look just like a George Bush doesn't care about black people!
Jyrome: 'eyo son I'm a negro staight up dat white ass boy gonna get popped by Kanye!
Tyrome: FRIED CHICKEN N' HOT SAUCE FO TONIGHT SONNN!
Formerly known as the American Nazi Party. It was formed in 1959 as the World Union of Free Enterprise National Socialists. By George Norman Rockwell. A man who despised his in laws because they didn't raise their daughter to be compliant and docile.
After Rockwell was murdered David Duke stated "The greatest American who ever lived has been shot down and killed."
William Pierce the far right extremist who formed the national alliance and authored the Turner Diaries and Hunter. Was a former editor of extremist literature published by the order. I mean the National Socialist White People's Party.
The Turner Diaries in particular has been extremely influential in far right circles. The term Day of the rope is taken from that novel. The bombing attack against FBI HQ described in the novel heavily influenced Timothy McVeigh.
In the Turner Diaries the day of the rope refers to all non-whites and their collaborators (liberals/democrats/jews) being dragged out of their homes and hung in the street. If you were wondering why Trump supporters built a make shift gallows and were chanting hang Pence while they stormed the Capitol and violently assaulted Capitol Police officers. Well. Now you know.
National Socialist White People's Party I am not making that up. It's really what it was called.
Throw nuts at people, figuratively, literally, just not sexually. Grab an almond, walnut, or whatever, chuck it at your closest friend (or fiend if you prefer!) Throw more at your crush, partner, or spouse! The look on their faces will be phenomenal!
Person A: Hey, it's November 10, you know what that means.
Person B: ..No?
Person A: *chucks a walnut at Person B*
Person B: Oh, right.. It's November 10th: "International" Throw Nuts at People Day! *throws a container of almonds at Person A*
Person A: Ow, fuck! That's not how it works, jackass!
The ultimate level of stupidity. One who is so stupid, thier brain can only function enough to do what is needed to survive. A true moron.
A: "...what comes before B?"
B: "Dude, you're like people who think opinions can be wrong."
A statement made by rapper/musician Kanye West back in 2005 that showed both his astute political ignorance as well as his inability to think before opening his mouth.
(Some natural disaster hits New Orleans/Oakland/Detroit)
Kanye: George Bush doesn't care about black people!
Some guy: Kanye, you's one dumb motherf***er.
People who are very boring and basic as fuck.
They tend to follow stupid trends and are highly likely to take a screen of their name and post it on snapchat and finsta.
John: Hey, you know people who look up their name on urban dictionary?
Doe: Yeah?
John: They are faggots.
National Bite People Who Annoy You Day
Date: August 30th
Country Of Origin: Facebook
Observing Countries: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram
August 30th each year is National Bite People Who Annoy You Day. This holiday was created on Social media & in no way excludes biters from legal prosecution. Unless said biter is able to convince said biten to not contact law enforcement.
Coincidentally this holiday falls 1 day before Love Litigation Lawer Day on the last day of August, though no connection between the holidays is recorded.
Observatory is not mandatory & is fairly self-explanatory but may be observed purely within your own head for safety reasons
"Hey why'd you bite me?"
"You were being annoying."
"That doesn't make it okay. I'm calling the cops."
"Whoa, hold on, it's National Bite People Who Annoy You Day, I'm just observing the holiday."
"Oh, sorry for being annoying, my bad"