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When you're constipated so bad that you have your husband pee in your butt to release the blockage.
I woke up in the middle of the night not being able to take a shit until my husband gave me a rusty enema.
When a dehydrated man urinates inside of the anus of another person. Preferably without the recipient wiping their butt after a poop.
Get over here you swamp donkey.. I'm gonna give you a rusty enema!
When you shove your foot ankle deep in someone’s asshole.
Dude, I got rusty shackled by Sarah last night and had to get my foot surgically removed!
The act of eating a woman’s ass while simultaneously massaging her clit. Can be done from any position, primarily from the back. Gigem
Just wait until we get home baby, you’ve earned yourself a rusty harmonica.
Gary: I have a sore throat.
Dr. Rusty: Do you want to fix it up with some Dr. Rusty’s sore throat salve? It cures what ails you.
Gary: I’m not falling for that again.
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When you go down on a girl while wearing a trustee MISFITS T-Shirt and upon finishing her you use your T-shirt to wipe the clam juice off your face, then you proceeded to take the T-shirt off and throw it somewhere near the hamper that you will forget about for three or four days. When you find the shirt again, the smell will remind you of a Rusty Misfit.
That T-shirt is now a Rusty Misfit.
So my mom found my Rusty Misfit under the recliner.
After four long days, my RUSTY MISFIT had numerous holes in it and smelled like dead fish.
When two elderly dikes are in a sexual relationship
I saw a lot of Rusty Shears at the retirement home