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stateline soccer club

the actual best soccer club in the history of soccer clubs, the best coach is collen mcgourley. We have a lot of fun and make jokes with glagos. If you want to join a soccer club make it stateline 🏆⚽️

stateline soccer club just won ...AGAIN!

by rat rat November 16, 2019


Mickey Mouse Club

It's bad enough to get accepted into the Mickey Mouse Club, but what kind of kid wanted to get in to the Mickey Mouse Club and got rejected?

Kid hoping to get in the Mickey Mouse Club- Fuck the Mickey Mouse Club, they wouldn't let me in.
Other kid- I've never heard you talk like that before today, the day the Mickey Mouse Club wouldn't accept you. Don't give up though, the Goofy Academy might still have room for one more.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021


murder club peeps

very crazy but all have meaning. there is the smart one, dumb ones the one that it just a bundle of joy the two that are a couple then there is the very small and flexible one and there is a getaway driver.

person 1 :yo look, those murder club peeps are so cool, i wish i was as close as them

person 2: yo same bro

by murder club peeps May 26, 2022


member of the little dick club

when a guy has a very big truck and is always in the fucking way.

someone who is compensating for something by buying useless shit.

Mom: "hey look, it's a member of the little dick club!" *honks horn*

by JayTheKilla1234 November 26, 2019


Club Kids

A bunch of Downstate faggots and whores who were refugees of a drag queen contests who dress likes freaks. They love clubs and ecstasy while listening trash music. The Downstate media looks to promotes these freaks as trend setters who should be followed.

In the 1990s the club kids were trend setters who the Downstate media loved to promote for being nobodies. Most of these freaks have died AIDS or drug overdoses. These faggots and whores conned Downstate morons with their lack of talent.

by queensburykid October 05, 2023


club throwing

Guy and Simmo are serial club throwers!!!!

Guys is a club throwing again

by Heeee3klkkkkkkjn July 15, 2017


Breakfast Clubbed

When something seems like it's going to be funny but then you're given the ol' one-two and it turns sad . Much like the flare gun suicide bit among the dance montages of the movie The Breakfast Club

I got Breakfast Clubbed while watching Inside Out with my kids. I thought it was going to be all fun and games until {Bing Bong} went and sacrificed himself.

I got Breakfast Clubbed at brunch with my rents. I thought life was all waffle bars and mimosas until they told me they were cutting me off. Balls.

by Bossgay December 10, 2015