Weed that looks fire smells good but taste like shit and has no buzz
Any weed but mine is pump fake
When a male is having sexual intercourse and just before the male is about to cum, a random nun comes out of the closet and pump fakes and scores, giving the male blue balls. OH FUCK.
"Mother Tamara has the best pump fake in the league... Blue balls everytime fucking up my game, bruh"
When someone says their based but really arent based at all. These people are sheep. they follow and wanna be in a group. not themselves=not based simple math.
jack404shizomusiconsoundcloud:i am not fake based
paint333:thats so fake based bro
A fake smile is the most giga chad move when somebody starts shit up with you for the stupidest reasons
Some short hoe: *in a jeering voice* Hey dumbass, you parked your car in the wrong spot!
Me: *instead of wasting my time explaining why I parked there, I give a fake smile and walk away*
When a person claims to be an eater and shares opinions only real eaters would have to insinuate a false motion
She was talking all about how much she loves dick but is a virgin, such a fake eater.
Your so called "best friend" will try to get with your ex or your current girlfriend and attempt to get nudes. Also will sometimes accuse others of being fake even the ones that are close to him.
Don't hit up my ex for nudes. Don't pull a Fake Cheng.
An oxymoron
How can a thot be fake when the definition itself implies a girl who tries to be fake af just to get laid. It's like saying water is wet, well no shiet.
fake thot