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Dexter having bedazled the wench, lumbered into the forlorn bedroom and was hammered with a bearded fright when he happened upon his nana's finger oyster.
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To pump your fingers in and out of a vagina and/or ass hole. Usually drawing blood and urin during female ejaculation.
"Did you fuck her"? "No. She just got Finger-blasted"
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The act of fingering a girl,for more then 20 minutes with out getting any.
Hey guys,I just gave this chick a finger job!Did you get any?no.
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Faintly smelly, discolored, and packed with extra grip, the dairy fingers are a common side effect of working in the dairy, grocery, and produce departments.
Someone worked in the dairy today and received a serious dose of dairy fingers.
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To over explain or make a situation, that is already awkward more so.
M: I fingered a ferratonce!
D: I hope the ferrat was ok with that
Ds: Is ferrat aids contagious!
L: everybody has aidsits an epidemic.
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Another name for Vagina, dick mittens, and hatchet wound.
"How is your hatchet wound?" Before 10 am is just a little harsh. But sipping on some coffee around the water cooler with some colleagues and talking about Finger Koozies is just a nice way of exchanging pleasantries.
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