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When you stick a fortune cookie in a girl's pussy then you mash it all up with your cock.
J-Ho is my man. He just gave me a crunchy J-ho after we went out for chinese.
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Junius Ho, Ho Kwan Yiu (何君堯) is a councillor in Hong Kong who teams up with gangsters in Yuen Long (a place in HK) and supports them to bit the protestors and passerby for no reason. ‘Yee Yuen’ (議員) means councilor in cantonese, and the same pronunciation with ‘game over’ (已完).
He is also a comedian who makes ‘jokes’ for Hong Kongers. He likes boxing and dancing in the legislative council. So basically making people laugh is his greatest contribution to the society.
Holy cow! Did you see at the news today? Ho Yee Yuen is fighting with a bodyguard!
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The act of completing all side quests, hidden activities, and secret missions within a video game.
Dude 1: Yo dogg, my boy just completed all of the side quests in Zelda.
Dude 2: No way did he just blane dat ho, I've been trying that for years.
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being obliterated by a penjamin. inhaling that zaza ti'll your eyes turn red and being ( faded than a ho ) .
bro this blinkerton is hitting so hard im faded than a ho boutta teleport in yodie land
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As a defensive move in the early 1960’s, multiple parishes in Louisiana passed ordinances to create a loop-hole to legitimize prostitution, providing that some measure of proof could be supplied that any acts were both mutual and reciprocated. The loop-hole rested on the common practice of Cajuns to leverage their affection for the taste of Hooker Pussy as a means to avoid cash tips for prostitutes. However, not all Cajun men would honor this “swamp brother” courtesy due to cheapness or out of sibling rivalry. As a result, hosts for prostitution parties would commonly serve Shrimp with their Hookers as a means to both mask the breath of their patrons as well as provide fiduciary evidence that a patron “may” have reciprocated, thus legitimizing any act or exchange. As a result, parties where Hookers and Shrimp are presented are commonly referred to as a Louisiana Ho-Down.
Boudreaux: “What say you tell that peace offer that makes him let you go after your brother’s Louisiana Ho-Down?”
Thibodeaux: “I say ‘my sisters a damn lier!!! Smell my breath’, he did and I’s gone frog jiggin.”
Cookiedeaux: “You call me a lier one more time and you’re gonna find your nads redder than a crawfish up a racoon’s ass !!”
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a pet chinchilla; variation: chin-ho
Look at that chin-ho-bot gnaw on that piece of cardboard. It's so effing dute.
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A girl who has sex just to have sex. In fact she is such a slut that she just wants the sack dragged around her face.
Did you see that slut walk by?
Her? She's more than a slut, she's a peen sack ho.
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