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Sexual act where a woman is AC Slatering a toilet, and giving a blumpkin to a guy who is upperdecking the toilet.
Holy shit dude, I just walked into the bathroom, John and Kelly were doin some freaky ass shit.. it was a total mexican shit kitchen in there!
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to throw feces, either human or animal, into a ceiling fan and let the pieces shower over you. This can be done naked or clothed.
Ew, what'd you do, take a Mexican shower this morning?
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Types of upgrades done to full-size trucks that include: ugly body kits, swivel seats, chrome roll-bars, deep dish wheels, brush guards, chrome rocker panel guards, girly mudflaps with chrome accents, huge window visor, tires with white lettering, chrome fender trims, chrome edge protectors, dual bladed wiper blades, bull or lobo painted on the door or tailgate, Raiders, Cowboys stickers or license plate frames. When a Mexican gets five or more of these upgrades on his or her truck it’s got the Mexican Sports Pack option.
Did you see that truck with the Mexican Sports Pack at the auction? Yeah Hector the wholesaler is buying it for his used car lot in TJ.
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While in Mexico you release in a Mexican whore's ass, and then you use a snorkel mask to suck out the semen and blow it out of the top like a whale.
While I was in Mexico I used an old sock as currency and bought a fat whore, and went Mexican whale diving!
One illegally enters Usa and stop to have sex against Trumps border wall. All the weight of one partner is completely supported by other partners arms partner against wall having no feet on ground. After climax both parties take a shit on photo of Trump and glue to border wall with said feces or ejaculate.
Django Candy puts Dee Lila in mexican wall position after crossing mexican texas border and finishes on Trumps face.
This is a more politically correct way to say no way, josé.
Did you get with that hooker in Tiajuana last night?
Hell no, Mexican Joe!
When you have a girl on all fours and you reach in your back pocket and take out a jalapeno and put it in her ass and break it off and rub the other half on her vagina
1:Hey did did you eat those jalapenos I gave you
2 No I gave this girl a Mexican Spice Suprise