crack lick

The sweat that forms on your lower back, right above your butt crack. Usually accompanied by swamp ass.

I had such a mean workout, my crack lick was out of control

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Crack Coupon

A coupon used by the homeless to buy crack and crack related items with a good deal. Coined by none other than me.

Cuz f my Co-Op Crack Coupon, i only payed 50% of my crack.

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Cracking out

To be addicted to or completely enamored with, as in a television show or video game. Usually with a trashy connotation, referring to mindlessly engaging entertainment.

Yo, I was totally cracking out to a "Storage War$" marathon when you called.

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never cracks a book

an phrase meaning never or rarely reading

"He spends so much time on the computer that he will never cracks a book to pass the time."

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Face Crack

Appropriate name for the insidious FB.

While Becky was fighting with her sister on Face Crack, the power went out.

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butt-crack cum

butt-crack cum is the sweet cream that guys shoot on the butt-crack of another dude, and then they have the designated butt-crack-licker lap it up.

I'm usually the guy who gets to lick up all the butt-crack cum that cadets deposit on other cadets' ass-cracks!

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Crack Pipe Pete

1. A Person who thinks they can outdo anyone in drugs while either not dieing or passing out i.e. Could smoke the most marijuna, Could snort the most cocaine. 2. Someone to compete in drug use with. 3. Jeff G.

Bro 1: "Man lemme stop and hit the bong, pop a pill, smoke a blunt, pop a bean, take 14 shots, titty fuck your mom, shoot birds at the airport AAAAAANNNNND.....be home before dinner. CRACK PIPE PETE AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME BITCH!!!"
Bro 2: ".........Dude...your gay..."
Bro 1: "Why...?"
Bro 2: "Because I just did all that a second ago, theres nothing left to base head off of, check for yourself..."
Bro 1: "Piss....."

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