Josh: A boy who wants a girl who's relatively short, beautiful and only a little autistic.
man 1: did you hear josh is with mia
man 2: wait she's that short girl that's so bad
man 1: yeah but she's a little autistic
man 2: so?! she's so fine
Josh is a player who will say he loves you but doesn’t. He will talk to you for hours (maybe not) and say that he really likes your right up until someone new comes in and she steals him from you. Unless he is younger because when they are younger they are the cutest wee thing on the planet and is very kind.
Old josh: regrets what he’s done
Teen josh: is a player
Young josh: is very cute and nice
To come in and try to control a situation in the worst way possible, when you have no idea what to do yourself.
“Man we could really use a leader here”
Man just don’t be a Josh
A Josh is a very friendly man but prone to Simping. He is very determined to get what he wants/needs. A Josh will have no problem Simping for a girl and may even ask her out multiple times. However, a Josh can also carry the bois in CS:GO and GTFO.
Yea I know Josh he asked me out 3 times after I said no
A Josh is a person who can be mean but when you meet them, and get to know them, they are amazing people. Josh’s are sometimes weird and make sexual jokes and can get mad and angry. They can be tough or act tough when not. This specific species of human is in the darker side with really bad OR good jokes. The Josh can be a great friend they can also be a bad friend. Mainly good though.
Gurl: Who’s that weird and hot boy?
Boy: it’s a josh, don’t go mess unless you know it.
A simp, he who falls for man eaters, Gets caught up with toxic women. His head is in the clouds when friends tell him to watch out. Josh a hopeless romantic.
Yeah that’s Josh, that simp walks the plank for hoes, and they’re the ones pushing him off.