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barf turd

Cats hair ball that resembles a turd

Look out for that barf turd!

by Baumgeeb March 24, 2018


Skinning a Turd

You will try anything to make that Extra Penny even though your latest venture won't stop your business from sinking and you from going broke.

I See the poor old dears that own the local post office and petrol station have started a takeaway out their side window. They're skinning a Turd as they won't get anymore customers....

by Lordlucan November 28, 2024


turd flu

slang for a toilet that men (usually teenagers) use for when they masturbate on the toilet.

Jimmy: Yeah I masturbated on the turd flu during gym class
Elijah: Damn Jimmy! You’re insane!

by sebb. November 29, 2017


Turd Jerker

Any truck used to pump out septic tanks and porta john's.

Hey ,check out the new turd Jerker !! It's got shit and flames painted on it now !!!

by Hurley74 February 26, 2021


Chicken Turd

The Kidz Bop version of Chicken Shit.

My mom won't let me curse you Chicken Turd!!!

by LArryE June 30, 2021


Knotted Turd

An intestinal condition whereby one cannot shit or has an extremely difficult 12 round fight to relieve oneself of a turd.

Too much dairy can result in a knotted turd.

I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.

by Dick Onchin November 22, 2022


Show turd

One whose actions are purely performative and attention seeking and without substance.

While some politicians serve their constituencies, others are merely show turds.

by St.K November 22, 2024