Sam is amazing. He’s wicked smart, and is ahead of his class in math. He’s an engineering wizard and loves creating. And don’t forget about his looks, he has a super aesthetic body, and a super hot defined chin. He’s super funny and very charismatic. There’s lots of girls that chase him but he settles down for one and doesn’t jump around. If you find a Sam, don’t lose him. He makes an amazing friend and an even better boyfriend. (he also has a massive dick)
Person 1: Wow did you talk to Sam the other day?
Person 2: Yea, he said he’s working on a new project car
Person 1: So cool! Right?
THE ONLY MF WHO IS HOT IS SAM NOT JUST SAM SAM AND COLBY
Sam is so damn fine
Sam is the most caring loving person you will ever meet
Sam is super sexy and hot and no girl can walk past with out drooling over him
Girl 1- Sam is so hot
Girl 2- He's mine
Sam is a pedophile who dates 10 year Olds and that 10-year-old is usually his friends little sister, Sam is also racist and fights black people.
"Hey have you seen my little sister?"
"Be careful maybe Sam the pedophile got her."
Sam is a pedophile who dates 10 year Olds and that 10-year-old is usually his friends little sister, Sam is also racist and fights black people.
"Hey have you seen my little sister?"
"Be careful maybe Sam the pedophile got her."