Random
Source Code
Random
When one is so drunk on good times (possibly some alcohol in there somewhere) and he proceeds to fall on the ground, and tries to get up but instead does this rocking motion because his world is spinning profusely, much like a turtle when on its back or shell.
Dude joeys so hammered right now he's in the living room turtleing as we speak.
No joke you turtled last night and I damn near defecated myself laughing so hard.
When you have to shit so bad that it feels like it is starting to poke out, like a turtle’s head poking out of its shell.
Hold on I have to shit so bad it’s turtleing!
A sexual act involving hemispheroid objects, such as turtles, bowls, helmets, etc. To turtle, the object is stuffed inside a woman's vagina (or anyone's anus)
Bitch#1: OMG Guy#1 and i were eating breakfast and after he finished his cereal he started turtleing me with his cereal bowl! It was so much fun!
Bitch#2: Lucky slut i wish my man would turtle me
To flip upside down; to invert an airplane
Man he absolutely fucked his V1 cut. Kicked the wrong rudder and it went turtle on him!
To flip upside down; to invert an airplane
Man he absolutely fucked his V1 cut. Kicked the wrong rudder and it went turtle on him!
Someone who uses protection after they already have protection because they are a paranoid pillock.
"So did you do it?"
"Yeah but he had 3 condoms on, such a pyjama turtle"
"Maybe i should bring extra, just in case"
"Dude don't be a pyjama turtle"