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Kind of like farting in the bath and producing the bubbles, but in the shower. Basically if you need a fart in the shower, have your back facing the shower, cup your hand over your ass crack and let water dribble into it. Let the fart rip, enjoy the sensation of a hand contained bubble.
Grandpa - "enjoy the puddle farts while you still can boy, last time i tried it grandma spent the week cleaning up shit from the shower."
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a vile odor produced in the fart factory by magical fart gas elfs. a known bio-weapon the u.s. gov't. experimented with the gas during WWII. Today the gas is responsible for the death of the elderly, who coincidentally produce the most noxious form, and small children. adults while immune to the lethal aspect have been known to double up in pain and produce uncontrollable vomiting.
cabbage fart a known bio-hazard killed the elderly today.
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When air is released from the vagina. This usually happens when the suction is released from the vagina (laying back with legs up).
Did you hear Josie's pussy fart during pilates class?
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When you injure your butt internally in some way, and it causes you to let out some really acrid farts with the faint smell of metal, like there's blood in them.
Ever since I fell off that stool, I've been having the worst blood farts.
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somebody who is just dumb and disgusting.
a fag: what are we doing tonight?
person: shut up you booger fart.
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someone who likes the taste of farts in the morning after they have just brushed their teeth with the pubic hair of a 45 year old mexican porn star who specilises in baking shepeards pie
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A cake being farted on by women. For example, there are lots of fart fetishists who fantasize about women doing so, and some videos on line.
Lady Eve positioned her gassy butt towards the cake and produced this fart cake.
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