A sex act, in which a man wearing a hairnet has another man defecate on his head. The wearer then massages said defecate into his scalp, then proceeds to rinse with a golden shower.
Frank and Joe were doing whippets last night and Frank received a silver maple shower cap from Joe. His scalp has never been smoother!
When you eat 2 boxes of mint tic tac's and drink a bottle of water before you give someone a golden shower. Gives a minty scent to your urine. Similar to a golden shower, but minty.
Gave Julie a tic tac shower, she loved the mint scented urine.
Its when you take a shower on any app that you can go live in.
"Hey Megan, you tryna do a shower live with me?"
The practice makeup you do right before a shower because you know if it’s trash you’re going to wash it right off anyway.
I finally tried that new blush as shower makeup and it was fire.
Used after a successful event or activity occured.
Person 1: "So how was the football game? Did you guys win?"
Person 2: "We all kicked ass. John got 2 touchdowns, it was a group hug in the shower!"
A symptom of showering tierd -
When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.
Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.
Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.
Simultaneously taking a shower and a bath with a friend.
Hey man, let’s rip a Hercules shower before the big game.