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when someone has done or said something incredibly stupid, they deserve a slap on the back of their head.
"Milk is white."
Receiver: "That's a neck."
A condition where person who passes you in the street or wherever intentionally turns their head so they don't have to look at you resulting in their neck being stuck in a random direction, all to avoid those below them
The lady who walked passed us must have broken neck syndrome just to avoid making eye contact with minority
A debilitating pain or twinge in the neck and shoulders, resulting from excessive or violent masturbation. Usually the affliction of men in their mid-to-late-twenties, directly resulting from a 'dry-spell'.
Most mornings he woke up with wank-neck.
If he doesn't stop, he'll give himself chronic wank-neck.
Wank-neck is the disease of the under sexed.
Girls who are really good at sucking dick.
I need me a little neck master! -Bat Talk
When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity
If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.
To face fuck someone so good they cant swallow or close their jaw for a few days.
Dustin: I blew Jess' neck out last night!
Evan: OMFGBBQ how does she eat now?
Dustin: I'm pouring smoothies through her open jaw
I am going to blow your neck out tonight cuh.
A fat ass kid who gets no bitches , has multiple necks , likes to sit on his fat ass all day and do nothing
I need to lose some weight , I’m turning into brady 2 necks