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Boner boi

When you constantly have a boner, no matter the circumstances of what's happening. You're constantly turned on by everything. Some things like blondes in Nike Pro shorts can make you instantly have an Orgasm.

Holy shit- I just cummed in my pants looking at her! I must be a boner boi!

by Logan Boner Boi January 26, 2020

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Boner Cats

Cats (cool people) that walk around with boners all over the vases, and break the fine china.

A Boner Cats just walked through my home and destroyed my very expensive three-dimensional art. :(

by Bitches. The Man August 10, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slam-boner

A person who acts on purpose in a nature that is displeasing to others due to his lack of intelligence or personality. This can be commonly known as a "tool," but a slam-boner is worse. Being a 'slam-boner' is a negative connotation that is nothing to be proud of.

There was a deficit of muscle mass on my body so I decided to go to the gym one day and found myself surrounded by slam-boners.

by kdsj May 23, 2010

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Double Boner

When a man gets 2 boners at once.

Me: Holy shit dude, did you see that milf?

You: Hell yeah man, she gave me a DOUBLE BONER.

by Dirtytacos February 18, 2009

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Tiny Boner

An expression used for something good or cool, tight, great etc.

Your mom was tiny boner last night!

Me: Your hair is Tiny Boner Katie
Katie Baker: :D

by aidhnaihndahdaha January 24, 2009

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Boner Coke

When someone voluntarily snorts a line of coke off an erect penis.

T:Hey remember Mickey?

J: Oh yea that dude that that babies came out of the butt?

T: Yea cause he always had a football up his.

J:Oh yea he looks like a douche on FB

T: dude owes me money man... spending it on that Boner Coke.

T: He's such a Boner Coke-head.

M: Why is everything always about my ass?! shit going in and out wtf bro!

by Shellsashala May 14, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Raging Boner

Someone who is extremely horny or just wantsto be humorous.

OMG I HAVE A RAGING BONER!!!! LOLOLOL

or

Dude, I have a Raging Boner and it won't go away.

by Captain October 3, 2004

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