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When you constantly have a boner, no matter the circumstances of what's happening. You're constantly turned on by everything. Some things like blondes in Nike Pro shorts can make you instantly have an Orgasm.
Holy shit- I just cummed in my pants looking at her! I must be a boner boi!
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Cats (cool people) that walk around with boners all over the vases, and break the fine china.
A Boner Cats just walked through my home and destroyed my very expensive three-dimensional art. :(
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A person who acts on purpose in a nature that is displeasing to others due to his lack of intelligence or personality. This can be commonly known as a "tool," but a slam-boner is worse. Being a 'slam-boner' is a negative connotation that is nothing to be proud of.
There was a deficit of muscle mass on my body so I decided to go to the gym one day and found myself surrounded by slam-boners.
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When a man gets 2 boners at once.
Me: Holy shit dude, did you see that milf?
You: Hell yeah man, she gave me a DOUBLE BONER.
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An expression used for something good or cool, tight, great etc.
Your mom was tiny boner last night!
Me: Your hair is Tiny Boner Katie
Katie Baker: :D
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When someone voluntarily snorts a line of coke off an erect penis.
T:Hey remember Mickey?
J: Oh yea that dude that that babies came out of the butt?
T: Yea cause he always had a football up his.
J:Oh yea he looks like a douche on FB
T: dude owes me money man... spending it on that Boner Coke.
T: He's such a Boner Coke-head.
M: Why is everything always about my ass?! shit going in and out wtf bro!
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Someone who is extremely horny or just wantsto be humorous.
OMG I HAVE A RAGING BONER!!!! LOLOLOL
or
Dude, I have a Raging Boner and it won't go away.
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