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When you're doing a girl - missionary, doggy, whatever - but you're so hammered that you puke all over her, then in the ultimate coup de grâce, you dust her with a handful of blow.
Andrew got so shitfaced in New Orleans for Mardi Gras that he ended up giving that girl he met on Bourbon Street a Monroe Cookies 'n Blow
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A pretty lame way to say "Let's get out of here." This saying has become all too common these days.
Your wife: "This place is bernie. Let's blow this popsicle stand!"
Me: "I've got a popsicle you can blow. Bitch."
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When you are so close to win but then you lose
"I don't want you to blow a 3-1 lead"
"I made a mess and blew a 3-1 lead"
"I wouldn't have blown a 3-1 lead if I kept up with the effort"
A blowjob that is mostly just a handjob.
My new girl went down on me but only gave me an 80/20 handy-blow. My old girl was all throat but this chick wouldn't put more than the first couple inches of my dick in her mouth.
Means to stop talking and cutting off stupid people who do dumb shit
Imma blow u off completely
A sexual act / specific form of fellatio where a penis is inserted into a recipient's mouth while simultaneously plugging the recipient's ears with the index fingers.
"She couldn't hear a word I was saying as I pumped her mouth, because it was a Helen Keller Blow Job"