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Waking up to a man that was far more attractive when you went to bed.
Oof…I woke up to an unfortunate looking man today. I was Frog Boned.
A 21st century idiom that is meant to serve as a stark warning for humankind. Let it be known that "bones" and "willies" literally pose a significant threat to ones health and well being... lit-er-ally. Whilst it may seem prudent to dismiss this admonition as nonsense or propaganda, I'd ask you to reconsider. The originator of this phrase is a visionary with diabolical intelligence and magnificent intuition... like that of a gypsy wizard.
When the world learned that bones & willies are bad for your health, there was mass confusion. The tension became so thick you couldn't cut it with a knife... it was like a wall.
A women who smells her significant others genatalia upon his returning home in an effort to check for signs of disloyalty.
Sucks for him shes a bone sniffer. He Carry's wet wipes because his girls a bone sniffer. He shouldn't have married a bone sniffer knowing he pokes anything that moves if he didn't want it to end in divorce.
To keep from thinking of something. <the idea that when the skull is thicker, the brain is less accessable.
I was bone walling the loss of my job to have a good time at the party.
A treehouse made of baby bones, with an underground river of pineapple blueberry juice.
commonly found behind schools
“wanna go to the baby bone treehouse?”
“suck my dick 🥱”
When you’re fucking a girl and she’s so flat it’s just bone.
I was fucking my girl and I pulled out and broke my dick on her flat ass. I guess I’m a bone smasher
adjective
having little flesh, especially on a large-boned frame; gaunt.
adjective
slim down to be more fit
Example:
Wow, Jon lost about 80 lbs.
He is raw boning, which is good for his health