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The toilet bowl is a battle between the best incompetent football teams in the United States of America that go by the names of Zebras(0-7) and Vikings(0-7). This game is truly one for the history books as Lincoln may have the first 0-10 team in school history. Good luck to both teams this year in the annual “Toilet Bowl”
Good luck to the zebras in the toilet bowl!
A standing turd in the toliet, partially above the water line.
I just took a Bowl Nessie in the toilet.
For when you want to make a bet that you will likely lose, but you won’t be out much if you do.
“How much do you think he gets paid for that?”
“Just throwing pennies in a bowl, I’d say not enough.”
The act of taking bowling hot soup (normally chicken noodle, egg drop, cheese and broccoli, etc.) and pouring it into a females vagina, then eating it with a spoon. The sound produced by the female after having this performed is similar to the Guanaco, which is an animal native to south america, hence the name South American Soup Bowl.
Ethan: "I heard you gave Sally a South American Soup Bowl last night."
Carson: "Yeah, she told me that she will put my penis in a zippeh as revenge."
Used to discretely ask if somebody wants to go have smoke a bowl of grass.
*Scene: The family Christmas dinner.
Cool older Cousin: Hey buddy, wanna Bowl-Shit before dinner?
Nick: Hell yeah
Bowl-Shitting
What one smokes when they are all alone.
"Hey man, I'm going to go hit a private bowl in the shower. Later dude"
Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.
Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.
Mom: I-