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can I call you right back?

nice way to let someone know to never speak to you again

Man: "So let me get this straight, you have 3 kids and don't have a car or a job?"

Woman: "Yes."

Man: "Can I call you right back?"

by Porkzilla July 18, 2011

14πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin

Australian tradesman slang for "I can't believe it"

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin, that's a good lookin' rig.

by tradieaustralian July 9, 2018

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Wedge me in a door and call me Ginger

English colloquial turn of phrase regarding great, unexplainable miraculous events.

Exclamation of surprise when confronted with an astounding occurrence.

I say, Chalmers old bean, did you see that Jerry airship just explode?

Well wedge me in a door and call me Ginger, Asquith, jolly good show. What? Mind you, shame that the chap from the Royal Flying Corps didn't bail out before the fireball got him ...

by D B Cooper December 20, 2013


Call your best friend babe day

Just call them babe . Or if not you have no friends like me

Jonny: hey wyd babe
Jonah :wtf

Jonny:oh it’s call your best friend babe day

Jonah:oh ok babe

by Wired December 11, 2019


Call Of Duty Mobile Garena Server Players

Garena operates one of the CODM servers in Asia. This server is way more toxic than the Global server because there are a lot of aggressive players with the KRM-262, a shotgun. In the early day of CODM, they abuse Katana and NA-45, which is way more annoying than KRM-262. A lot of players run around on the map and one-shot everyone they see. Most of them are less skilled because they use shotguns and ignore other guns like snipers. Quicksniping is one of the most useful skills in COD history.

Guy A: Call Of Duty Mobile Garena Server Players are so annoying I don't even have a chance to kill them against their shotguns.
Guy B who has played in the Garena Servers since its release: Welp I can't agree more. *thinks of times the ranked mode was full of people abusing katana and NA-45.*

by Belkan December 10, 2022


Paint me green and call me a cucumber

A saying to express that you have been absolutely juked, betrayed and or outsmarted.

Jason: "You look like a saggy ballsack"
Brad: "no u"
Jason: "Paint me green and call me a cucumber you fucker-"

by lemonheaded May 20, 2022


fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in

Guy 1: *silence*

Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here

Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something

Guy 1: ok then

by SmallCreamDaddy November 27, 2021