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A fun and sexy code name for period poops
Seb: “Hey babe, what’s taking you so long in the bathroom?”
Dani: “Aw man I’m brewin’ a mad batch of hot chocolate wine in here, best keep your distance boys.”
Seb: “Yikes”
Today let’s eat a lot of chocolate 😋
“Hey it’s May 14”
“OK, so?”
“It’s national Eat chocolate day”
The concoction that is shat out after a man cums in your ass.
He always wants to do it in the butt and then I have to go to the bathroom to dump my CSM. (chocolate starfish milkshake)
A person who hates Chocolate Chips.
Hey Kaeden, are you an Anti-Chocolate Chipist?
a guy/girl that is sweet on the outside and hollow on the inside. Hot, but stupid as fuck.
Dick: "Hey Rob, did you see that eye candy across the street? She's hot!"
Rob: "Naw man, she's just a chocolate easter bunny."
Dick: "Word."
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After removing fiber from one's diet, it is the act of expelling rigid fecal matter directly into another individual's anus. For members of the same sex, the act is only considered homosexual in nature if the rectums touch (intentionally or unintentionally). This act carries a moderate risk of inadvertently becoming a homosexual.
Randy and I performed The Chocolate Drop and Swap while hanging out last night. It was a close call, we came within about half an inch of accidentally becoming gay.
"Chocolate Peanut Bush" is a slang term for Hemorrhoids, which are also known as "Piles" and sometimes more commonly as "Bum Grapes".
It's generally used by those blessed with nice, normal arseholes to mock those that have guts that are literally trying to escape out of the back door.
Jim: "Blimey! I just had a check around my arsehole and my Chocolate Peanut Bush is in full bloom... Have you got one of those donut shaped cushions I can sit on?"
Bill: "You're not sitting on any of my chairs you filthy, Chocolate Peanut Bush growing bastard... special cushion or not!"