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A female who is extremely attractive, but also very religious. Wears a purity ring , but claims she's sexually frustrated . Lures men into a relationship only to convert them into fellow Bible Thumpers . Will always talk to you about religion in hopes of making you more religious/convert to Christianity. She will do things like make out and maybe an OTPHJ .
Stan: "Bro did you see that new chick Janet, she's fucking hot as shit, I'm gonna try to get at that !"
Lee: "Nah dude, bad idea"
Stan: "Why? She's a total 10"
Lee: " Dude, that chick is a Christian Siren"
Stan: "Oh, Fuck That"
"Very Christian Quiz" is a Kahoot Series Created by Brandon Morgan in 2018, The Creator Says that he has future plans for the series.
DUDE: Hey did you hear about that kahoot series "Very Christian Quiz"
OTHER DUDE: Oh yeah man it's so cool
Christian aitkens homeless bttm. A guy who got caught under a bridge bent over by a dirty old homeless man
Christian aitkens homeless bttm let's homeless man do him outside
Neither. False dichotomy. Boo.
Derpdorp Derpledorp "Christianity or Islam?"
Hym "Neither. Quasi-Pandeist Gnosticism. Stop doing it. You're not the creature. You didn't talk to the creature. Creature bad."
The coolest teacher in school, will bring you hot chocolate. Will be your #1 fan and support you through thick and thin. Really happy all the time and delivers the best dad jokes!
person #1: Our teacher forgot about the test we were supposed to have today so we ate cake instead!
person #2: Lucky! Your teacher is such an Ole Christian!