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Being Cuddle Drunk is the delirious and delicious state of feeling intoxicated after many hours of intimate cuddling leading to a state of mind and body similar to being intoxicated.
4:31 AM You sound drunk… Mmmmm I’m just cuddle drunk.
I’m so cuddle drunk I can’t write this definition!! 💕.
Warning… too much intimate cuddling causes extreme Cuddle Drunkness. ummmm wha k mmm yeeahh
When you post something while under the influence of loneliness and boredom
The type of person who would fuck your dog, kill your whole family, sacrifise your mom to the devils, terrorize an orphanage, spit in your apple juice and then fuck your dog again.
They're also a 13yo moderator on KyndraHQ's server and gay asf.
"Have you heard what Susan did yesterday? It was so poggers."
"I know right? She's souch a silly angy little sussy drunk man teehee uwu!"
When you get drunk and jerk off outside
Todd had a drunk splat last night
A) everything, like all posts, on Twitter right now
B) your posts on Twitter that you create while craft and bail
First of all get of drunk Twitter definition b); Twitter and alcohol are not a food combination. Now be suspicious of everything you see on Twitter because of drunk Twitter definition a); it looks like everything that was twitterposed was composed by drunk people.
A person / friend who is tasked with wrangling and controlling a group of drunks
Friend one "I'm not drinking tonight"
Friend two "I guess you'll be the drunk Wrangler"
Girls who brag about drinking in hopes to get attention; Usually through social media sites such as Facebook.
Really, Another status about drinking? She is such a Attention Drunk