When any employee of an establishment acts like a drunk asshole to everyone else because a group or person is tipping them a lot of money to do things that are against policy.
"That waitress is ignoring us and only paying attention to that customer, she must be tip drunk"
You've drunk so much alcohol that your completely off your face and should've passed out a few beers go, but somehow your still conscious
Mate with the amount we'll drink we'll get Dutch drunk!
You get so black out drunk, one wanders away and still gets home at the end of the night
I got so drunk Lenz last night I don't know how I got home
Newly popularised term meaning the same as “hammered”, “leathered” or “plastered”
Person 1 : jeez, what happened last night dude??
Person 2 : you probably don’t remember, you were slam dunk drunk
When you post something while under the influence of loneliness and boredom
The type of person who would fuck your dog, kill your whole family, sacrifise your mom to the devils, terrorize an orphanage, spit in your apple juice and then fuck your dog again.
They're also a 13yo moderator on KyndraHQ's server and gay asf.
"Have you heard what Susan did yesterday? It was so poggers."
"I know right? She's souch a silly angy little sussy drunk man teehee uwu!"
When you get drunk and jerk off outside
Todd had a drunk splat last night