Duh Face

A individual who has a permanent Dumb look on their face.

usually the mouth stays slightly open and their teeth, tongue or gums are always visible.

she has a total duh face, she looks dumb all the time.

(looks like they are trying to catch flies with their tongue 24/7)

you know like fly tape?

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Santa face

When your neighbors cat presses his ass up against your basement window to tell your cat to "come out and play," he leaves a print of his ass and balls that looks like Santas face.

"Bob, your cat was over here last night and left me a Santa face again. Sorry about painting him like a skunk."

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pwned in the face

any type of total domination to the face

headshot
melee
cum blasted
punched
kicked
etc
(PWNED IN THE FACE)

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Face-cadet

Someone who acts like a space-cadet while on Facebook. This may include posting unintelligible comments (ie. in binary code or foreign languages), changing one's Status several times an hour, and uploading images of vintage cereal-boxes.

Becci needs to get a life, because she's turning into a total Face-cadet!

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creeper face

A face that looks absolutely ridiculous, usually when it looks like you're either going to murder, kidnap, or seduce someone.

In the episodes Human Nature & Family of Blood of the BBC show Doctor Who, the character Brother of Mine/Jeremy Baines is a perfect example of "creeper face."

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Face-Dance

When a girl squats down on some poor fool's face and moves her hips around. It's womankind's eqivalent to tea-bagging.

Zombie Stripper: My boss was totally being a dick to me.
Other Zombie Stripper: Why would you take that from him?
Zombie Stripper: Dont worry, I knocked him on the floor and drowned him with a Face-Dance

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Beaker Face

a term for a person with a less-than-defined/nonexistent chin. in reference the muppet character, "beaker".

guy1: hey bro, you should date my gf's bff jill.
guy2: nah bro, jill has a total beaker face.
guy1: she's not that bad.
guy 2: ಠ_ಠ

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