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A Straightening Perm that causes the ends of the hair follicles to gracefully swoop upward in a heavenly manner, similiar to the hairstyle depicted in pictures of "White Jesus".
1. "I'm bald headed but i used to have a Lord Jesus Perm" - E-40
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Phrase said after something truly remarkable is stated; generally for adding extra emphasis on how amazing something is.
Ronnie: How did you do at the track meet?
Kristen: I just high jumped 6' 3''!!!!
Ronnie: Awesome, That's how Jesus did it!!
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I witnessed the second cumming of Jesus at the party last night.
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An exclamation you say when someone you depended on totally screws something up or you're faced with something that obviously just f*cked up your plans.
My sister to her husband-
"Jesus Christ in a Box, Michael! I said get the Playtex Supers in cardboard Tampons!... grrr Damnit!..."
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it the holy bible.The sacred book.
Many people across the world read Da Jesus book.
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Someone with a strong attraction to men that look like Jesus.
Long hair, beard, probably don't shower to often, would probably fit under the term Hippie.
Things someone with a Jesus Complex may be found saying
1. Wow, i can't believe i just spent an hour looking at a "hot men that look like jesus tumblr"
2. Alex Ebert is my ideal man.
3. OMG Devendra Banhart is the most attractive man alive.
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(N) A figure of speech used to express extreme disgust and/or astonishment, shock, temporary fits of anger, or otherwise feelings of intense disappointmn. Usually accompanied by a blank stare, the blue eagle or in extreme cases, complete loss of bowel control. The phrase originated hundreds of years ago, but has since been popularized in use by a certain Dean at a certain High School in 1997. Since then, the term has been widely used by the general public.
Toilet paper was strewn from the windows, flushed into the toilets and clogged into the urinals. Ceiling panels were floating on the floor. Hand soap was used like finger paints all over the mirror. The paper towel dispenser was in pieces and the trash can was upside down, its cntents gracefully fluttering through the air... The only words that came to Dean Cordova's mind in his abject horror were: "Sweet Baby Jesus!"
The rest, my friends, is a LEGACY.
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