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bad china day

A bad China day or BCD is a widely discussed phenomenon experienced by every non-China born human being living in the glorious motherland be they white, black or yellow as the rays of sunshine that radiated from Mao's asshole.

I don't actually have the time to list every frustrating experience you might encounter if you live in China. The internet doesn't work, the banks don't work, every product or appliance in your apartment will fall apart within a few weeks of purchase.

Sometimes, this all culminates on a single day and, yes, you lose your shit. It happens to the best of us. Telling someone having a BCD "Well, if you don't like it, go home!" is likely to result in having your larynx torn out, so don't do that.

A: Dude, I heard Greg is at the PCB having a tea-session and getting ready to have his ass deported! B: Yeah. He had one two many bad China days and went Falling Down on an illegally parked BMW.

by China Circle Jerk November 15, 2016

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bad boy fetish

When a good female is attracted to males who smoke blunts and do some bad boy things

Ugh man i really got a bad boy fetish

by xofaiithhh July 19, 2019

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Do a bad thing

A euphemism for taking a shit.

Hold on man I got do a bad thing.

by frick11 February 24, 2010

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Way Bad Fucked

noun(to be) What you are after ingesting a 2c-e

Hay man let get Way Bad Fucked tonight.
Man I got Way Bad last night.

by CraZyMan*69* October 29, 2008

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Bad Gym Dick

A penis that is small when un-erect and might induce laughter if seen but is much bigger when erect.

Girl: "My, when I saw him steam room a few weeks ago, he definatly wasn't that big. He must just have a bad gym dick."

by Craigsy April 15, 2013

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bad news bear

The messenger of bad news.

Worth noting: Please do not shoot the messenger.
Rarely is s/he actually involved in the decision of whatever is bad news for you.
Usually, they don't even know what they're delivering.

You know it's a bad day when...

Bob: I hate to be the bad news bear, but... *insert bad news here*

by ~The Nameless One~ October 14, 2005

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Strong Bad

almost funny dude. almost. strong bad is possibly the funniest cartoon character ever. come on fhwqwgads.

by shavednuts May 13, 2003

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