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Jake

Jake is horrible, ugly, and not handsome. If you are friends with a Jake or Jacob, then Un friend Him real quick.
If Jake or Jacob is the name of your boyfriend, then he will cheat and say he didn’t. He will most likely have a lot of pimples if Jake is your brother tell your mom to put him up for adoption

Hey did you see Jake over there?
Yeah he is pretty ugly

I heard he cheated on Vanessa!
He has a lot of pimples!

by trina vega hater May 24, 2020


Jake

Has a big cock like really big he's great at fucking don't let him go

I can't wait to fuck jake later.

by October 6, 2020


Jake

"Jake" is used when referring to someone you respect very much. It could mean an aristocrat. This can be extremely offensive if used sarcastically or in a similar way.

Ezra: Wow he's being such a Jake, Ruben!
Ruben: Yeah, that guy is a MAJOR Jake!

by beanebabeabebabenabdsandkjblds June 8, 2021


Jake

He is a smart guy with dark curly hair and green eyes they are nice and can be a little annoying when he talks. he will always have his hand up in class and will be the first to answer.

Look who it is, Jake

by sickboi85678383 September 8, 2020


Jake

Super sweet and caring, hopeless romantic, probably Pansexual or Bisexual also, is probably a Bottom.

"did you see jake the other day"

by BottomBoi24 February 4, 2020


Jake

A meat rider for people named Sam Longhurst

Jake is the biggest meet rider.

by Troy Whorebag November 24, 2023


Jake

That one friend that you want to punch. Can’t tackle and tends to remind you of your morning deuce.

Look at this jackass, he reminds me of my buddy Jake

by Hecz7 April 27, 2023