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A three foot long turd weighing more than 200 pounds
I hadn't shit in a week so Sunday I took a John Sherlock
Happy John Someone who gets sadistic pleasure by tormenting his friends or coworkers. This may involve dry anal rape, kidnaping, or grand theft.
I can not believe he did the Happy John to me by putting that box cutter in my butt.
a local pedophile in loanhead, midlothian who sells pollen to young boys and girls
did u really take it up the arse from john sticky for a 20bit, pfffft fuck sake kris
An exceptionally confident handshake, where ones left hand grasps the elbow of the person whose hand you're shaking.
You won't get hired if you give the interview a limp-fish handshake, but you might if you give a John Firm.
A comedian that got his start as a writer on Saturday Night Live from 2008-2012 (Seasons 34-38). He has three stand-up comedy specials on Netflix, not including his broadway play “Oh, Hello” with college friend Nick Kroll and “The Sack Lunch Bunch,” his musical special with roughly fifteen kids and Jake Gyllenhaal. He is one of the best stand-up comedians in the country and has won various awards for his witty jokes.
Person 1: Have you ever watched “New In Town” on Netflix? It’s really funny.
Person 2: Of course! I love John Mulaney!
He is tall but also just the right size. Has big pretty eyes. Strong man who acts like he wants a lot of girls when in all truth he likes one girl and one girl only. He will end up marrying a girl with the name that starts with the letter A. He treats the girl he likes like a princess and cuddles with her but he does not have the balls to tell her he likes her deep down and he does not have the balls to ask her out. He is a mommas boy. He cares what people think of him sometimes. He is also a very sneaky person.
John mock is a big player