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When that sound turns on you better be running because she has a nuke up her pussy and it’s about a blow
*walking down the street “I just shoved a nuke up my pussy” *me running for my life “oh shit”
It’s JUST CHICKEN!!!
Waiter: what would you like?
Me: chicken
Waiter: what would you like your side to be?
Me: JUST CHICKEN!!!
waiter: what drink would you like?
Me: uhhhhh chicken
When you’re an eligible bachelor and good with kids. Very desirable to single mom’s. Not to be mistaken for “Plug and Play”.
She saw a future with him. All her problems solved. Standard, Instant family just add Tony.
I just wanted this to be on a the mug for no reason lmao
"Hey why do you have a mug that says i just wanted this on a mug"
"Idk I just wanted that on a mug"
WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF ITS A FUCKING A!!!!!!!!!!
literally just an a
An ineffective attempt to disown responsibility for being an asshole that actually emphasizes the fact that you are indeed an asshole.
Me: Ow, that coffee is HOT!
Asshole: You are such a wimp. I'm just sayin'.
Me: Take that asshole (while pouring hot coffee on the asshole's shoes).
A neologism where someone ironically/apolitically compares a situation to George Orwell's dystopian novel "1984" or an intentionally irrelevant/made-up piece of media, in order to mock people who compare modern-day censorship to the novel.
Gamer: Hey dude, do wanna play some video games?
Nerd: But, we have an exam tomorrow.
Gamer: Fuck! This is just like 1984!
Nerd: What you've just said is debatable! Just like when you think we live in a society!